My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
teejaypineapple replied to your post: teejaypineapple replied to your post:…
No thank you
YOU ASSHOLE
I DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU
teejaypineapple replied to your post: teejaypineapple replied to your post:…
and so are you
ONLY FOR TWO HOURS
WE NEED TO HURRY
teejaypineapple replied to your post: teejaypineapple replied to your post: For some…
No, you being 16 protects me from you doing the horizontal happy dance with me
Wait are you still 15?
teejaypineapple replied to your post: For some reason ever few months I have the want to…
Except TeeJay
JUST TWO HOURS LEFT TEEJAY
I’m going to read Creepypasta to ensure that I stay up for my birth moment
so if I start freaking out you know why
If I ask for you to make me feel better and cheer me up because I’m scared tell me to stop being a baby
teejaypineapple replied to your post: Guys I’m 16 now i’m legal for sex with other…
Does that make me safe now?
You bet.
Meet me in Massachusetts
wait.
do I have to wait until my birth moment
alright ladies let’s wait 3 hours
i don’t want to do anything illegal
Guys I’m 16 now
i’m legal for sex with other above-16yearolds now
Alright I’m finished.
This is fantastic
I won’t have to worry about anybody I don’t want to talk to talking to me on facebook anymore
